a square to spare??????????

a funny parker story....i have so many...i almost have them daily...but just the other day, parker comes strolling into the living room. no hurry, no worries...and says, oh yea mom....i meant to tell you, i was trying to blow my nose and i dropped a whole roll of toliet paper in the toliet by accident. but don't worry mom...see i got this towel and i wrapped the toliet paper up and its drying and i am sure when it gets dry...it will be good as new...i said, well, thanks for trying parker, but once it gets wet...we can't use it anymore and he turns around and says...oh well, i tried! the bad thing is...this roll that he dropped was the last full roll of TP we had to do us til the next day when i went to the grocery store. it reminded me of that seinfeld episode where elaine ask the lady in the next stall in the ladies bathroom if she could spare a square of toliet paper...after this incident....i really didn't have a square to spare! ha! ahhh....the days in the life of four!